From "my friends at Gorton's"

Hi Craig,

Thank you for writing! Unfortunately we are unable to assist you with your request at this time, we need to protect our trademark.Thank you for your interest!

Your friends at Gorton's

So, if there are any aspiring fashion designers out there with ideas and talent who'd like to design some Captain "We don't do Thongs" Fishsticks wear, drop me an email.