What good does it do . . .

To be part of the vast right-wing conspiracy? Turn your back for a minute, and they close your military base.

(AP) -- A list of military facilities the U.S. Defense Department recommended be closed:

Massachusetts

Malony U.S. Army Reserve Center
Otis Air Guard Base
Westover U.S. Army Reserve Center, Chicopee

I guess I'll just have to start arming the girls.