Wednesday, May 04, 2005

Where's Florida?

Posted by Craig Westover | 4:30 PM |  

Laying awake nights worried about what the world will look like after the Global Warming disaster?

Now, before you head out in the morning to start that ozone-burning SUV, you can actually witness the apocalypse you are about to cause.

This frightening and informative Global Warming Vanishing Land Mug is the Cotton Mather of coffee mugs, guaranteed to put the fear of God and Global Warming into every single morning!

Each mug is covered with a map of the world. Pour in in a hot beverage, and the mug reveals a disaster of Bruckhiemer proportions. As the world heats up and the oceans begin to rise . . . land mass disappears before your very eyes! As the ad copy reads --
WATCH Florida get swallowed by the Atlantic.
SEE valuable California waterfront property turn into a modern-day Atlantis.
WITNESS Central America dissolving into a few, small islands.
It's a mug with a message. It comes in a nice box, so you can give them to your environ-MENTAL friends!
Makes the perfect gift for landlocked Wing-Nuts who'd rather be sailing.