The "real reason" Mark Dayton decided not to run for reelection to the U.S. Senate

Chad the Elder writes at Fraters Libertas:

You've read the book. You've watched the movie. Your kids have sung the school song. You've ridden on the bus. You've admired the seed art. You've been trained at the camp. You've shed tears at the memorial. You've kept the signs in your yard and the bumper stickers on your car years after they've become irrelevant. So what do you do for an encore? How about an uplifting evening at the theater?

A stirring and insightful portrait of Senator Paul Wellstone and his wife Sheila. This new play is filled with the passion, politics and surprises of one of Minnesota's most out-spoken and controversial politicians. There really is no end to this, is there?

What's next? Wellstone! the musical? Wellstone! the opera? Wellstone! the interpretive dance? Wellstone! the Saturday morning children's cartoon?

Well, I most humbly submit for the Elder’s critical review “The Wellstone Election Carol” or “The Real Reason Mark Dayton Decided not to run For Reelection to the U.S. Senate.” With apologies to Charles Dickens.